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You r a DOG

KyuN Bura Laga Na?

Par Bura Mat Mano

DOG means..

D=DEmand

O=Of

G=Girls

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH dEmands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB dEmand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN dEmands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentlEman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEmanA.''

boy 2 pretty girl

boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janEman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja

After engagement : Superman

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
GentlEman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

What Is a kiss? In view of

What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEmanD is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"

BREAKING NEWS:

BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and dEmanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.

Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eEman jatay rahen gae

2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi

3-Zalzalay aein gae

4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..

1 man shadi se pehle superman,

1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentlEman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job.

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PolicEman.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

A Sales Man Tired Of His

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PolicEman.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

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