College SMS Messages83 messages

First He Was Dying

First He Was Dying To Finish High School And Start College,

Then He Was Dying To Finish College And Start Working,

Then He Was Dying To Marry And Have Children,

And Then He Was Dying For His Children To Grow Old Enough So He Could Go Back To Work!

And Then He Was Dying To Retire.

And Then He DIED!

In Between All This He Forgot Something,

HE FORGOT TO LIVE!

Don''t Let This Happen To You.

Appreciate Your
Present!
Have A Gud Day
Enjoy Life:)

Why R U pregnan

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in College about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

tu hi menu hee

tu hi menu heer jaape, tu hi jaaoe sohni,
tere wargi na sare College de vich honi,
maine tere nal rehen da ek sapna saza laya,
College di rani nu maine apna bana laya.

Purani jeans aur guitar

Purani jeans aur guitar …… Mohalle ki vo chhat …. Aur mere yaar
Vo raaton ko jaagna … Subah ghar jaan … Kood ke deewar
Vo cigaretee peena … Gali mein jaake .. Wo karna daanton ko
Ghadi ghadi saaf
Pahunchna College hamesha late ….Vo kehna sir ka “Get out from the class!”
Vo bahar jaake hamsha kehna …Yahan ka system …Hi hai kharaab

College Ke Din Yaad

College Ke Din Yaad Mai Kuch Yaad
Ye degree bhi le lo, Ye naukari bhi le lo
Bhale chahe le lo mujhse US ka visa…
Magar mujhe lauta do College ki canteen
Woh parantha Sassi ka, Woh KL ki choumeen..
Woh mess ka sexy khana, bina kha ke wapas bahar aa janaa
Karna wait extra messing ki, yehi hai life meri

College ki galyon

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

Funny Definitions!!!!

Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.

A-Aik lady apny

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko College "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo College se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz College ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

Father:Tumne c

Father:Tumne College mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)

Life while doing m.b.b.s

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical College
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over

House job: i did it
Job : i love myself

W8 a min !
Something is missing
..
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Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

''Lovers with Mobile in

''Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy College k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''

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