Cigarette SMS Messages14 messages

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Sir : Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, Cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge. Bachche : Nahi karenge sir. Sir : Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge. Bachche : Thik hai sir. Sir : Jua nahi kheloge. Bachche : OK sir. Sir : Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge. Bachche : De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya.


Santa Singh tried to light his Cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his Cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”
''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''
WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...


Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving Cigarette ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

Cigarette .. ;->
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

Ka Kaam Karta Hai.


Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
Cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
NON SMOKERS- i hate Cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate Cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->


Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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.
.
.
Rn''t They...?
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.
.
.
.
But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->