Bachcho kasam khao

Bachcho kasam khao
Sir : Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge. Bachche : Nahi karenge sir. Sir : Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge. Bachche : Thik hai sir. Sir : Jua nahi kheloge. Bachche : OK sir. Sir : Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge. Bachche : De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya.
  

Jun, 04 2010     304 chars (2 sms)     2795 views       Urdu Poetry

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Waqt nay saari kahani he badal daali
Pyar ka naam jo aata hai to dar lagta hai
Zakham kuch esay bhi apnon nay diay hain mujh ko
Ab koyi haath milaata hai to dar lagta hai!!!
Mujhe tumse mohabbat ho gayi he

Yeh duniya khobsorat ho gayi he

Khuda se roz tumko mangta hun

Meri chahat ibadat ho gayi hai.
Tere Pyaar Bhari Aankhon Mein Aansoo Achche Nahin Lagte
Chaahe Jitnaa Bhi Roye But Kabhi Sachche Nahin Lagte
kaha tha na....
mujhay tum iss tarha sotay huay mat chor k jana
mujhay baishak jaga dena
bata dena
zindagi k safar mei meray sath chal nahi sakhti
khuwaishon k safar mei meray sath chal nahi sakhti
tumhain rasta badalna hai
meri hadh se nikala hai
tumhain kis baat ka darr tha
tumhain janay nahi deta ?
kahin pe qaid ker leta ?
aray Pagli
Mohabbat ki haqeeqat mei zabardasti nahi hoti
jissay rasta badlna ho ..
ussay rasta badlnay se
jissay hadh se nikalna ho
usay hadh se nikalnay se
na koi rok paiya hai na koi rok paye ga
meray sathi haqeeqat hai
tumharay baad khonay k lia kuch bhi nahi baki
magar khonay se darta hon
mei abb sonay se darta hon
Kash Ho Aisa Jab Bhi Mujhko Chahat Ho Teri
Dil Mange Tera Saath Aur Mujhko Ijajat Ho Teri

Yaad Karta Hai Dil Phir Bhi Kabhi Chaha Nahi
Din Nikalta Rahe, Har Din Mujhe Jarurat Ho Teri

Maine Chaha Hai Bas Itna Hi, Apni Kismat Se
Ki Jab Tak Jiyun Main, Dil Main Mahobat Ho Teri

Rooh Mitti Nahi Par, Janti Hun Shareer Nashvar Hai
Jahan Lun Aakhri Saansein Vahin Aahat Ho Teri
Dil pay ye qyamat karna muskurate huwe rukhsat karna,

Achi ankhen jo mili hai usko kuch to lazim hoga wehsht karna,

Jurm kis ka tha saza kis ko mili kya gayi baat pe hujjat karna,

Koun chahega tumhe meri tarah ab kisi say yun mohabat karna,

Dil ka darwaza khula rakha hai waqt mil jaye to zehmat karna . . .
Haqeeqat Hay,Yaqeen Kar Lo,Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon

Muhabbat Mar Chuki Ab To, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon
Tum Mere
Itne Paas Ho k
Main Jab Bhi
Chaho''''n Tumhei''''n Chuu Sakta Hoon
Tumhei''''n Chaha Sakta Hoon
Tumhei''''n Mehsoos Ker Sakta Hoon
Par Darrta Hoon
k
Kahin Mere Chuutey Hi
Ye Manzar Bikher Na Jaye
Aur Main ... !!!
JAZBAAT KI RAHOON MAIN RAWAAN KAR DIA MUJH KO ..
IK SHAKHS KI BATOON NAY JAWAN KAR DIA MUJH KO ..
KIA ASHQ BAHAYEE MERE ROODAD PAY USS NAY..
MAIN AGG KA SHOLA THEE DHOOWAN KAR DIA MUJH KO..
College Ke Din Yaad Mai Kuch Yaad
Ye degree bhi le lo, Ye naukari bhi le lo
Bhale chahe le lo mujhse US ka visa…
Magar mujhe lauta do college ki canteen
Woh parantha Sassi ka, Woh KL ki choumeen..
Woh mess ka sexy khana, bina kha ke wapas bahar aa janaa
Karna wait extra messing ki, yehi hai life meri
Koi Khwab In Aankho Ne Sajaya Hi Nhi,
Hmare Dil Ki Gehrai Ko Koi Smajh Paya Hi Nhi,
Kisi Ko Mehsus Ho KAMI Hmari,
Khuda Ne Hame Aisa Bnaya Hi Nhi…......
Aaj barish hoo rahi thii,
aaj phir in boondon main yad thee thumhari
na jane kya kashis the rimjhim in barish ke boondon main
jo mujhe kheech le jatee hain tumhare pas
ye janta hoon ki nahi chatee ho tum mujhee
par zaroori to nahi ki is bat ko main manoo bhi,
Jo kabhi milogi to poochunga tumse
kya ye barish tumhe bhi satatee hain
pyar na sahi
nafrat se bhari humari bhi kuch yadeen latee hai.