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Yaad kisi ko karna yeh baat nahi

Yaad kisi ko karna yeh baat nahi jatane ki
Dil par Chot dena aadat hai zamane ki
Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte
Kyun ke yaad karna ek nishani hai bhul jane ki

santa banta

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut Chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
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SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar..

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 Chota sa titar..

Wa wa wa...

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 Chota sa titar.

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Bari gal kiti a la lo chiter ...$;-)

Funny

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)

bikhartey maine dekha hai

Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai

Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,

Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,

Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai

Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.

papa

Teacher ne 1 Chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........

People Need To Be

People Need To Be.....

- Drunk To Talk;
- Forgetful To Forgive;
- PsyChotic To Be Passionate;
- Hurt To Be Honest;
- Confused To Think;
- Crazy To Love.

Strange Indeed.

Insani Jism Ki Ragei

Insani Jism Ki Ragein (Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Hain..

Dunya Ka Bare Se Bara Pump Bhi 7,000 ft Tak Pani De Sakta Hai..

Lekin..

ALLAH PAK Ne Chota Sa DIL Laga Diya Jo Poore Jism Ki 72,000 Ragon Ko Khoon Supply Kerta Hai..

Wo Bhi Non Stop..

SUBHAN''ALLAH

Plz Fwd This Precious Information..

JAZAK''ALLAH

Ek Artist Se Dil

Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki
Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya
Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya
Or Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsura
Darwaza Lagaya lekin Uss Ka Handle nahi tha~

Kisi ne poocha handle keun nahi lagaya
to woh bola Dil ka darwaza
andar se khola jata hai bahir se nahi
Think It!

...EiD K DiN...

...EiD K DiN...

Soraj Ki Pehli Kiran Khushi Dy AapKo..

Doosri Kiran Hassi Dy..

Teesri Tandurasti..

Chothi KamyaBi..

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Bus Ab ZiaDa Nahi.. PHir GarMi Lagay Gi Na AapKo...

-+-+-EiD MuBaRaK-+-+-

Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon

!!!Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye!!!
Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday,
Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday,
Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye,
usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday,
Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain,
Kismat mey uski Hansna Mere Habib Karday,
Chal kar Jahan bhi JaayePhoolon k raastey hon,
Manzil Har Khushi ki us k Kareeb karday,
.DIL Mera Ab Tak Kahan Mutmaeen Huwa Hey!,
us K Dukhoon ko Ya RAB Mera Naseeb Karday
U Can Contact me Feel free

Yun AIENO Se Kab

Yun AIENO Se Kab Tak Dil Behlao Ge,

Jab Koi Nahi Ho Ga To Khud Ko TANHA Pao Ge,

Choti EID To Chalo Guzar Gayi Lakin,

Wada Karo BARI EID Pay Zaro0r Nahao Gay!

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