Chhot SMS Messages23 messages

Khud Apni Pehchaan Se Anjaan Hoon Main,
Apna Tarruf Aapse Karwaoon Kaise..

Kuch Simti Hui Chhoti Si Duniya Hai Meri,
Iss Dil Ki Gehraiyon Mein Aapko Le Jaoon Kaise..

Aasman Ki Uchaiyon Tak Mere Khwab Bikhre Hain,
Apne Armaano Ki Hadd Main Dikhaoon Kaise..

Muskurana Meri Aadat Hai Aansuon Ko Chhupa Kar,
Par Har Gham Ko Apni Hassi Se Behlaoon Kaise..

Dosti Hi Meri Chahat Hai Aur Dost Meri Zindagi,
Ishq Se Apni Berukhi Ka Sabab Bataoon Kaise..

Hokar Meri Sarhadon Mein Shamil
Aap Hi Jaan Lo Mujhe,
Kisi Aur Tarha Aapko ShaiL Se Milwaoon Kaise
''aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek Chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......''
''Chappal Chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
School me master ne Chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
Chhota sardar bola kamina.
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi

BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,

HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki

DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!


1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)


Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


.


Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!


PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

EK BACHA JO BOHT ChhotA HAI
Q K BACHAY ChhotE HOTE HEN.

US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI

HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS KARTE HEN

PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
SHUKRIA... =P ;->