Chaht SMS Messages324 messages

Wafa pe hmari aitbar rakhna
Ham badall nai sakty itna yad rakhna

Dena Chahte ho agr khushiyan humain "samina"
To khud khush rehna aur apna khiyaal rakhna
Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.

Beta: ammi myn wahan jana Chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.

Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya Chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
Dil to Chahta hai k aapse milen magar Faaslon ki majboori hai,

Hum to sada aapke sath hein sirf nazron ki doori hai.
Kbhi kbhi AaNSon MUSKURAHAT Se Zyada SPECIAL Hote Hen

Bcz..

SMILE Tu Sub K Liye Hoti He.

Magr AaNSU Sirf UnKe Liye Hote Hen

Jinhen Hum KHONA Nhi
Chahte:
Agar Tum Us Ko Na Pa Sako

Jis Ko Tum Chahte Ho

Tou

Usay Zaruur Apna Lena Jo Tumhain Chahta Hy

Kyun K

Chahne Se Chahey Jane Ka Ehsaas Zyada Khoobsurat Hy ...
0300
(Mein Tmhain Bachpan Se Chahta Hun)

0301
(Tum Se Shaadi Krna Meri Majboori Thi):-(

0333
(Tum Mere Ghar Walo Ki Pasand Ho)
Ooops
0334
(I Promis U Mai Tmhari Ankhon Mein Kbi Aanso Ane Nahi Dunga)

0345
(I Realy Love U)

0346
(You R My 2nd Wife)

0322
(Tum Dunia Kee Sb Se Khubsurat Larki Ho)

0321
(I Dont Love U)

0314
(Tum Mere Khuwabo Ki Tabeer Ho)

0313
(Pata Nhi Meri Maa Ko Tum Ma Kya Nazar Aaya)
Zindgi Inhi Namo Me Se Ek He.

A
Aitbar

B
Bharosa

C
Chaht

D
Dosti

E
Enayat

F
Fesla

G
Gham

H
Hamsafar

I
Intizar

J
Justuju

K
Khayal

L
Lamha

M
Mohabot

N
Narazgi

O
Omed

P
Pyar

Q
Qismat

R
Rishty

S
Samjota

T
Tamana

U
Udasi

V
Virasat
W
Wada

X
Xcuses

Y
Yaden

Z
Zindagi

Kesi Lagi Zindgi
idhr udhr ki sims istamal krenge to signal to katenge hi.agr ap is kefiat se bachna Chahte hain to aap lain "NAMAZ"ki sim
Kiun k namaz deti ha apko rab se ghanton free baat ke 5 mawaqe rozana
or free sms wo b fori dilivery k saath
sirf yahi nahin raat 12 se subha 4 tk sb kuch manwaiay apne rab se..,.

"NAMAZ"...
"SUB KEH DO"
Ye offer saari zindagi k liye hai,
ALLHA HAFIZ... ;->
A Good daughter says 2 her lover:

Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..
Ye b sach he k me tmhari Chaht hu.
Pr mri zindgi me Chahto ki kami to nhi..
Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..
Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..
Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..
Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..
Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..
Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..

Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..
To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..
K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,
sirf hum tum hi to nhi..
Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..
Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho... :)
dil k zakham koun say chupana parha,,,
palkain bheegi thin par phir b muskurana parha,,,
kaisay ultay hain muhabbat k ye riwaj,,,
ruthan Chahtay thay par un ko manana parha.....
Na Umeedin Ki$i $e Rakhtey To Acha Hota
Ietbar Na Ki$i Pe Kartey To Acha Hota

$abaq Deta Hai Zamana Yeh Auron Ko Giraney Ka
$ahara Na Ki$i Ko $amjhtey To Acha Hota

Yaqeen Apni Kamyabi Ka Ki$i Ko Kab Hota Hai
Taqdeer K Muqabil Na Hotey To Acha Hota

$ochtey They Ietbar Andha Ho Ga Dewawa Tum Per
Na Khuwaab Jagtey Main Dekhtey To Acha Hota

Na Chahtey Tum Ki$i Ko Na Koi Tumheen Poojta
Na Achey Ki$i Ko Lagtey To Acha Hota

Darya Mohabbat Ka Kab Koi Paar Karta Hai
Na Mohabbat Ki$i $e Kartey To Acha Hota.....