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Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah Beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

Zaroorat Khan.

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???

Zaroorat Khan.

pathan ki beti

1 cheetay ki Beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Cheeta ghuse ma Beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

Me Padosi Se love Karta Hu

'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'

*Youm-e-mazdoor*

Gandum ameer-e-shehar ki hoti rahi kharab
Beti kisi mazdoor ki faqoon sy marr gai

*Youm-e-mazdoor*

husband wife

Wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:Wo kaise?
Wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.

Ghar

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara
Ghar Yehii Hy
Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur
Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi…

…Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband
Ghar Aaya Tou Boli

“Maa
Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D

Kaisay Dor-E-Jahalat Mein G Rahe Hein Hum "faraz"

Kaisay Dor-E-Jahalat Mein G Rahe Hein Hum "faraz"

Yahan Aadam Ka Beta Khush Hota Hai, Hawa Ki Beti Ko Benaqab Dekh Kar.!!!

kanjoos

Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki Beti.

Golden Words

Golden Words

ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian Asi Hai
Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .

1 – Beti
2 - Mehman
3 - Barish
4 - Bemari

Alphabetic advice fo

AlphaBetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don''t Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.

Alphabetic advice

AlphaBetic advice for you:-
A B C
Avoid Bad Company.
D E F
Don''t Entertain Fools.
G H I
Go for High Ideas.
J K L M
Just Keep Lovely friend like Me

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