Beti SMS Messages102 messages

Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni Beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki Beti se karta ho
once a king ask hisunshi k uski Beti k leye larka dhondo
munshi ne Beti ki omer pochi..
king:18
munshi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".
Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri Beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)
Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan Beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar Beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki Beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,


Kion Nahi Karain.?

Kion K,

Bin MAUT Maare Jaogay!?

Kion.?










ARAY BHAi!

''WAFA''

OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki Beti Ka NAAM Hai..
Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak Khobsorat Larkay Nay Mujh KO Chand Kha...
Dossri Ourat Harat Se Boli Kab?
Aaj Main Apni Beti K Satth Bazar Jarahi Thi K Larkay Nay Maree Beti Ko Dekh K Bola Chand Ka Tukrra Hia.
Q Hohi Na Main "CHAND"
Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?








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Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->
Ek Kanjoos Aadmi Subha Utha Tou Usne Dekha k Us Ki B.v Mar Gayi Hai
Wo Bhagta Hua Kitchen Me Gaya Jahan Uski Beti Naashta Bana Rahi Thi
Aadmi Ne Usay Gale Laga Ker Rote Huey Kaha
''''Beti Aaj Ek Aadmi Ka Naashta Kam Banana'''' . . . ;->
Aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,

Aik bazurg bole Beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte,

Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

Student:sir pyar wo hai jo
Aap apni Beti se krtay hain,


Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?



Student:sir jo mai ap ki Beti se krta hon.>