B SMS Messages22988 messages

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! <Br/>Bhatija: Thik Hai. <Br/>Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat Bechenge. <Br/>Bhatija: Main dukaan pe Board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
Pehlay gallay lagao <Br/> <Br/>phir kiss karo <Br/> <Br/>phir Bistar pe litaao <Br/> <Br/>phir neechay haath laga ke check karo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>agar Bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy Badal do
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon, <Br/>jaB mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa <Br/>ker apna Bed per Betha do,darwazaBand kar k. <Br/>sari windows Bhi Band kar do, <Br/>parday girrakar lights off kar do aur <Br/>tumharay kareeB aakar tumharay saath Beth jahoon, <Br/>apnaa haath tumhari taraf Brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k........... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mari ghari ki Bhi light lagti hai
Girl: What do you like in me? <Br/>Boy: Those who white Big Balls having Black dots in it. <Br/>Girl: Whattt??? <Br/>Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really Beautiful..
Hello hello mera lelo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kya? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Salam. <Br/> <Br/>Bolo Bolo apni kholo. <Br/> <Br/>kya? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ZUBan <Br/> <Br/>DEkho apni khol k dekho <Br/> <Br/>kya ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AAnkhien <Br/> <Br/>Kitna Bara hai mera <Br/> <Br/>kya? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DIL
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” <Br/>Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau Bhala kiun? <Br/>Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
App Mujhay <Br/>Aik jaga <Br/>Se Bohat <Br/>Pyare <Br/>Lagtay hain.? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Malooum hai kahan Se ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DOOR SE <Br/>
TERi lita k lu? <Br/>Ya Bitha k lu? <Br/>Andhere main lu ya BulB jala k lu? <Br/>ya tujhe karun khara ? <Br/>ya teri jhuka k lu? <Br/> <Br/>AB tu hi Bata k main teri <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PHoto <Br/> <Br/>kaise lon?
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, <Br/>JawaB us k sawal ka.. <Br/> <Br/>ABhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, <Br/>Haath se phool gulaB ka.. <Br/> <Br/>Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, <Br/>Deedar mere husne shaBaB ka.. <Br/> <Br/>Wo kehti thi Bara dard hota hai juB under jata hai, <Br/>Kaano mein ik ik lafz janaB k.
Ive got ur Bak & uve got mine. <Br/>ill help u out netime. <Br/>2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry <Br/>.make$ me weep & wanna die. <Br/>ill B right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my Bestfriend.....
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? <Br/> <Br/>pappu : legs <Br/> <Br/>Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? <Br/> <Br/>pappu: paisay <Br/> <Br/>Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k Bajaye ko raat Bistar pe kartay hain <Br/> <Br/>pappu: neend puri karte hain <Br/> <Br/>girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? <Br/> <Br/>pappu : kaan main ched <Br/> <Br/>MORAL : aap Bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa <Br/>daBao naa, zara zor se <Br/>aisa karo apni shirt nikalo <Br/>apni pant Bhi nikal do <Br/>meri saadi Bhi nikal do <Br/>aB zorse daBao aur daBao naa <Br/>Bahut tight hai plz. <Br/>aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......, <Br/>ho gaya na suitcase Bannd.