Apna SMS Messages777 messages

* Jis din tum hamain boorha dekho sabar karna aur humain samjhany ke koshish nahe karna.

* Jab hum koe baat bhool jayen tu hum par tanz na karna aur Apna bachpan yaad karna.

* Jab hum borhey hokar chall na saken tu humara sahara ban na aur Apna phela qadam yaad karna.

* Jab hum beemar hon tu wo din yaad kar k hum pa paisy kharch karna, jab hum tmhari khawishen puri karny k liye apni khawishen qurban karty thy.
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?


Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.


Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi SApna Dekhta Raha K Main


Jaag Raha Hun.

I miss my frnz..

Bcz......They open their ansr sheet during papr & say"Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga"..



Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty"kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy"..



Cafe me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty"Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana"..



Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or kehte"Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha"..



Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal"Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na??
Koi tumse puche kon hoon main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sApna hai bin socha sa
Ek Apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche kon hoon main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.
Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha Apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
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Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
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Ankhain band kar ke
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
HUM TOO BARSO'N SAY USKI ROOH M UTAR CHUKAY HAI.......................

SAHIL.....................

WO AJEEB SHAKHS HAI K ApnaY DIL MAIN DEKHTA HE NAHI..........................
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon
1947 ka behtareen sms
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Us waqt mobile kahan tha?
Kabhi to Apna dimaagh istamaal kiya karo.
A,B,C,
D,E,
F,G,H,
I,J,
K,L,M,
N,O,
P,Q,R,
S,T,
U,V,W,
X,Y,
Z.
1,2,3,
4,5,
6,7,8,
9,0
thank God, all buttons of my phone r working fine, aap Apna kaam karo .!.
Surkh ankhon say wo jab hamein dekhtein hain
Hum gharbra kar ankhein jhuka letay hain
Kaun milay un ankhon say ankhein
Suna hai who ankhon sa Apna bana letay hain