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Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan Andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamam Hone Tak,
Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subho Se Shaam Hone Tak,

Main Aisa Jisam Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai,
Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Tere Naam Hone Tak,

Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To DIL Nahi Lagta,
Tarapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se HUM Kalaam Hone Tak,

Teri Nazar Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hai Koi,
Use Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak,

Ishq Ki Aag Jo Seene Mein Laga Baithe Hain,
Sulagti Rehti Hai Ye Neendein Haram Hone Tak
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bAndhar bhagane ke bahane..
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?
Socho
Socho.
Nahi Maloom..!!!!
Jis Din Raksa BAndhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega..
TANHA TANHA” c raat,
Or
“TANHA TANHA” se HUM!
Afsurda afsurda YADEN,
Bheega bheega MOSAM,
Sookhey patton ka SHOR,
Andhery ki SARGOSHI,
Dharkan ki AAHAT,
Qismat se apne SHIKWAY,
tere ehsas ka toota BAndhaN,
Tere sath guzray PAL,
Tere loat Aanay ke UMIDEN,
Tere rastay pe NAZAR,
Lamha lamha rat ka DHALNA,
pal pal apne aas ka TOOTNA,
Dil k zakhmon ka gehra hona,
Phir
“TANHA TANHA” c rat, Aur
“TANHA TANHA” se “HUM
Love is Docomo, do the New. Mariage is idea
can change Ur life Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she
folows But Frienship is Airtel 1atut bAndhan
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
Andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
Jab aankhein nafs ki pasandeeda cheezein dekhnein lagein
to dil anjaam say Andha ho jata hai
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
Tanha Tanha si Raat or Tanha Tanha se Hum

Afsurda Afsurda Yaden,

Bheega Bheega Mosam,

Sookhey patton ka Shor,

Andhery ki Sargoshi,

Dharkan ki Aahat,

Qismat se apne Shikway,

Tere ehsas ka atoot bAndhan,

Tere sath guzre pal,

Tere loat aanay ke Umeeden,

Tere raste pe nazar,

Lamha lamha rat ka Dhalna,

Pal pal apni as ka Tootna,

Dil ke zakhmon ka ghera hona,
Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath

Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein

Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata

Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata

Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti

Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta

Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta

Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa BAndhan Hota

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tum Mujhe
AL-Wida Nhi Kehna
Tum Se Naata Hai Youn Wafaon Ka
Jaise Khushbu Se Hy Hawaon Ka
Jaise Honton Se He Duaon Ka
Jaise Rishta He Dhoop Chaon Ka
Jaise jismon Se Aatmaon Ka
Jaise Pooja Se Devtaon Ka
Sare BAndhan Na Tor K Jana
Ab Tere Bin Mjhe Nhi Rehna
Tm Mjhe
AL-Wida Nhi Kehna
Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
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Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai