Agar SMS Messages1430 messages

ek dost ne apne dost se kha k Agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
" Zamien K Aastanoon Se Le Kar
Falak K Chand Taroon Tak,
Koe
"EHL_WAFA"
Dhoondo..........................?
Agar Hum Be-WafA Hain To."
Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy- jaanu Agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi
tamana thi
mAgar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS
aur tute SAPNE se
achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute
KHILONE the.
Use bhul kar jiya to kya jiya,
Dam hai to use Pakar Dikha,
Likh Patthro par apne Prem ki kahani,
Aur sAgar ko bol- Dam hai to ise mita
kar dikha.
Ansu na hote to ankhe itni khubsurt
na hoti,
dard na hota to khushi ki keemat na
hoti,
Agar mil jata koi chahne se
to dunia mein upparwale ki jarurt na hoti.
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.


Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
1 choohay ko Agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .
pyar vo hai jo apna maan sake,,
Bin kahe dilki baat jaan sake,,
Chal rahe ho Agar tej barish me,,
chehre pe giri bundo me se anshu ko
pahchan sake,!