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Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

Karo jo bhi sitam

Karo jo bhi sitam hum gila nahi karte,

khizan mai KABHI phol khila NAHI karte:)

mila do khak mai hum ko mAgar Itna yad rakhna.

Hum Jaise log roz mila NAHI karte

Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.

Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.
Kisi ko pyar karne pe majboor nahi karte.

MAgar jise aik baar dil main basa lain.
Phir marte dam tak ussy dil se dour nahi karte.

pathan and plastic

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

bijli ata pani !

Arz kia hy.
Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
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REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani
MAgar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani
New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!

connecting people

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.

movie names

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

thora socha

Thora socha hai humne ...
thora jaana hai humne...

Mushkil se mAgar pehchana hai humne...
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga...
isliye dost aapko mana hai humney

dosti sachi ho

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho mAgar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

meeri tameer

MERI TAAMEER KE KISSE KAHIN LIKHE NA JAYEINGE,
MAIN JANGAL SE GHUZARNE KE LIYE RASTA BANATA HOON,
BICHAD KAR BHI JUDE RAHNE KA YE ACHCHA TREEQA HAI,
WO EK GUDDA BANATI HAI MAIN EK GUDIYA BANATA HOON,
Agar ACHCHA SA KOI NAAM SOCHO TO BATA DENA,
MAIN APNE KHUWAAB KI KATRAN SE EK CHEHRA BANATA HOON

Ek Sawal

Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai
Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam
Nahi......!!

Hamari khamoshi hamari aadat

Hamari khamoshi hamari aadat hai,
In duriyo me bhi hamari chahat hai,
Hamari zindgi Agar khubsurat hai,
To ushki wajah aapke mushkrahat
hai.

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