Agar SMS Messages1430 messages

Khaas they kabhi nazroon mein kisi k hum bhi shayad,
MAgar nazron k taqazay badalney mein dair kahan lagti hai
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae mAgar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay mAgar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
'Assalam-o-Alaikum' 4 PERSONS, 4 QUOTES

1. Jo log khud gharz hote hain wo kabhi ache dost nahi hote.
[Hazrat Abu-Bakar Sidique R.A]

2. Jo shakhs apne khaloos ki qasmain khaye uss per aitmaad na karo.
[Hazrat Umar R.A]

3. Muhabbat sab se karo mAgar aitbaar chand logon per.
[Hazrat Usman Ghani R.A]

4. Ache logon ki aik khubi ye bhi hoti hai k unhain yad rakhna nahi parta wo yad reh jate hain..
Ist Hour:Sorry
2nd Hour:Sorry Plz
3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear
4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan
…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho
6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.
7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@
Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P
Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D''
Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. Agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.


Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy Agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
SaudAgaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.

Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.

Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.

Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.

Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.

¤KinG Of SmS¤007
Yahan Lehroon Nay Saahil Say Judda Hona Hi Tha
Jis Tarhan Hum Nay Chaha Us Tarhan Hona Hi Tha
Raiza Raiza Ho Kar Beekhra Fizzaon Main Baddan
Chaandni Ki Chaah Main Yeh Haadsa Hona Hi Tha

Hadoon Say Ghuzar Kar Hum Nay Pooja Tha Jinhain
Un Haseen Logon Nay Aakhir Dewata Hona Hi Tha
Ummar Bhar Dil Shaad Rehta Tark-E-Ulfat Pay Mera
Ek Baar Tu Woh Poochta Agar Bewafa Hona Hi Tha
Hain Mundaamil Ab Chahatoon K Woh Zakham
Jal K Dil Ki Raakh Nay Aakhir Dawa Hona Hi Tha
Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho mAgar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!
Hamara ye tum ko salaam aakhri hai
Suno aj tum se kalaam aakhri hai
Agar ho sake to bhula dena hum ko
Yehi ek chhota sa kaam aakhri hai
Abhi aarzuon k sehra pyase hain
MAgar aansuon ka ye jaam aakhri hai
Teri bewafaye ka shikwa aakhri hai
Yehi to wafaon ka inaam aakhri hai
Mariz-e-mohabbat ki aye chaara sazo
Tumhare shehar me ye shaam aakhri hai
Zara dair thehro qazaa k farishto
Labon pe hamara payaam aakhri hai
Koi mil sake ga na Hasrat k jesa
Teri adaon ka ye ghulam aakhri hai
Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi ziada,
Smart ho tum sub doston may ziada.
Agar aisa tum sochtay ho to,
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STUPID ho tum had se ziada.