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Listen 2 Ur Elder''s

Advice...

Nt Bcoz They R Always Rite

Bt Coz They Hav More Xperiences Of

''Being Wrong''....!

Banta ask santa: what will you

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same Advice to my children also.

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me,

If you need Advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

Mother''s Love

Father''s Advice

Brother''s care

Sister''s Fight

Baby''s Smile

&

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oye

" APNI YAARI YAAR "

Every walk of life will contain

Every walk of life will contain

ups and downs,

flowers and thorns...

So my sincere Advice to you is

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"Chapalaan pai rakhna"

Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound Advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

if

YES

Then Scroll down

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

As by xperience

As by xperience my Advice 4u friends-

have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,

1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis

and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?

Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….

here Is Some Career Advice

Here Is Some Career Advice

First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->

A Small Advice.

A Small Advice.

Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!

Tee Quotes

Tee Quotes

1- Take my Advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special

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