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1-5 years girls love MOM

1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love husband

61-100 years they love..

Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!

A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a husband..!

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My husband Best. . . ;->

In A Marriage. . .

In A Marriage. . .

One Person Always Wins

And

The Other Person Is Called husband. . . ;->

Can you explain

Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

Wife On Wedding

Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "

Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->

An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !

An Archaeologist Is The Best husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !

How. . . ? ? ?

The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->

Wife Pointing At

Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .

After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

yeh bat samajh main

yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

A lady delivered twins.

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows

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