1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

May, 14 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2787 views Funny

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Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->

Ladies N Gentalmen

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
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ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
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By
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NA EID MUBARAK

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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...

journalist to meera

Journalist To Meera:

Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?

Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
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Pathan

PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha
DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?
PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....

Most innocent

Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga

"HALKI SARDI ka Zamana hai"

"HALKI SARDI ka
Zamana hai"

"Musam bhi Suhana hai"

Kuch new sms to karo "JANI"

Kiya balance ko 2009 tak
Chalana hai.

sports news

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

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Teacher: History

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