1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
  

May, 14 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2437 views       Funny

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I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
How Many Legs Does A Dog Have ...

If You Call The Tail A Leg ... ??





















Four ...

Calling A Tail A Leg Doesn''t Make It A Leg ...

Samjhey Jahil ...
The World Thinnest Book, Has Only 1 Word Written In it....... "EveryThing"
& The Book Is Tittled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.''
A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
I''d Much Rather Be A Woman Than A Man.

Women Can Cry . . .

They Can Wear Cute Clothes . . .

And

They Are The First To Be Rescued Off Of Sinking Ships . . . ;->
Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho


Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo


Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay


EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the?
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kyo?
socho?
socho?
kyonki?
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......
How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:


1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here