Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

May, 14 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 2233 views Funny

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If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .

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IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
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So confusing, yet so desirable,
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Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

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