"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:
Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum










"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
  

May, 13 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     1945 views       Funny

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MISSING ME . . .
Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
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