Di I have permission

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom
tonight!

Jun, 17 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2913 views Flirt

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A little kid asks

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."

U may b out of my

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart.
U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind.
I don"t know what I mean 2 u,
but u"ll always be special 2 me

Can You See Me

Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy

'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'

badalate waqat

badalate waqat kaa ik silsilaa sa lagata ha
ke jab bhii dekho use duusaraa-saa lagata hai
tumhaaraa husn kisii aadamii kaa husn nahin
kisii buzurg kii sachchii duaa saa lagataa hai
terii nigaah ko tamiiz rang-o-nuur kahaiN
mujhe to Khoun bhii rang-e-hinaa saa lagataa hai
damaaG-o-dil ho.na agar mutmaiin to chhaaon hai ya dhoup
thapdi luu bhii Thandii hawa si lagati hai

Sirf us ke siwa

Us Ne Samjha Hi Nahi Aur Na Samjhna Chaha,

K Mein Chahta Bhi Kiya Tha Us Se , Sirf Us K Siwa

If all the girls

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?

testing girl

Boy: Hi

Girl: Hey how are You?

Boy: I am texting the most the beautiful girl in the world.

Girl: (emotionally) Awwwwwwwwwwww sooo sweet.

Boy: But she is not replying so I am texting U...... =D :)

Insani Jism Ki Ragei

Insani Jism Ki Ragein (Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Hain..

Dunya Ka Bare Se Bara Pump Bhi 7,000 ft Tak Pani De Sakta Hai..

Lekin..

ALLAH PAK Ne Chota Sa DIL Laga Diya Jo Poore Jism Ki 72,000 Ragon Ko Khoon Supply Kerta Hai..

Wo Bhi Non Stop..

SUBHAN''ALLAH

Plz Fwd This Precious Information..

JAZAK''ALLAH

If I could be

If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.

Faith makes all

Faith makes all things possible
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!

Mei Rukon Ya Jaon...

2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P

WahahahhHaha:p

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