Only the open heart

Only the open heart
Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
  

Jun, 17 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     3348 views       Flirt

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'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye.........
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It"s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I"ll have to take a bite of u.
Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat karte hai, pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi. Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse karte hain
KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..



KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..



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YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
Even if I had 1 wish...
I wouldn"t wish for u to love me,
coz I don"t want your love to come from a wish...
but straight from your heart.
FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV...

DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
One sentence is Enough to break a heart.......
One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and
... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life
Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...
how about sugar?
hmmm....
nope!
damn!
still can''t find anything as
sweet as YOU!.