A little kid asks

A little kid asks
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."
  

Jun, 17 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2550 views       Flirt

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U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!
Mehrbaan kadardaan dekho
mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega
or msg forward karega
u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can"t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u"ll see that it"s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
I don’t flirt for fun

Its one of my duties

Tell me How can I resist such beauties

It is life with whom

I like flirting with the most

I am still not committed though I have fallen for the trap almost
Rule of BOYS
“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,

suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,


kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,


Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..
LuV is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted ppl..

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Ppl wid strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING

;-)
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
Boy: Hi

Girl: Hey how are You?

Boy: I am texting the most the beautiful girl in the world.

Girl: (emotionally) Awwwwwwwwwwww sooo sweet.

Boy: But she is not replying so I am texting U...... =D :)
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.