A little kid asks

A little kid asks
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."
  

Jun, 17 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2414 views       Flirt

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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?
Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat karte hai, pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi. Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse karte hain
Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...
how about sugar?
hmmm....
nope!
damn!
still can''t find anything as
sweet as YOU!.
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of ur, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just
walking with him a few miles.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to
see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Never say I
Can''t live widout u
Say I live 4 u

U''ve been trained
now go and flirt !!!
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai,
bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,
din ya raat me,
le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main.
FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV...

DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)
every day here you come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies because sad eyes never lies.
I don"t care how many lips u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u’ve said, I luv u!
All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
hansi aati hai mujhe hazrat-e-insan per, kare khata khud la''anat bheje shetan per.