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May, 06 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 3103 views Funny

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U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere

I saw ur dad paying d bill

wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!

In tough times u''ll

In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p

BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:

whats the main reas

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !

''Logon Se Pange B Honge,

''Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
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Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
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2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''

tmhain mlny ko dil k

Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !

Translate It Into English . . . !

My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->

larki & pathan

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

Wo Konsa DRIVER

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!

Yar Khud Soch,

Socho
Yar
Socho

Ans:SCREW DRIVER,

Main 1 sms hoon

Main 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain. Gadhe delete karte hain aur Pagal store karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho?????

// Height Of Job Frustration //

// Height Of
Job Frustration //

A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->

What is the moral

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..

mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....

mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya

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