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Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2662 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Ye Sms Hr Unperh K Mobile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam Karay

Pervaiz Ilahi Ka Khawab Paraha Likha Punjab
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
''Boy&Girl in a resturent
Boy:Ilove u
Girl:Idon''t love u
Boy:But I lov u
Girl:nai
Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana
Girl:Acha na I Love U Too''
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D
Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U


Every Min GOD
Blesses U


Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U


B''coz Every I Pray To HIM







Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par,

MaiNe
us
se
Poocha,

Tu
bolta
Q
nahi,

Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya,

Or..

Rait
per
Likha

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MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->