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May, 06 2010
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zinda baap ko bhi dad kehte hain
Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,
Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
1st Man : Yar Ye
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???
2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!
1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???
2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
Dil chahta hai
Dil chahta hai
chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,
aur
jail jaon.
Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
Our freindship is IDEAL,
Our freindship
is
IDEAL,
U happy
I happy,
U sad,
I sad,
U Laugh
I laugh,
U cry
I cry,
U jump
out of window,
I look down
&
say
"A KI KITA ZALMA...
D O N
D O N
Ki CallKa Intizaar Tou 11 Colleges Ki Larkian Ker Rahi Hain
Magar
D O N Sirf Miss Calls Krta Hy
Kyun K
D O N Memon Hai . . . ;->
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
Boy: Challte Chalte
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->
When ur life is in darkness pray to Go
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai
1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k
shoukin.
duniya k das bardey shaitan,
duniya k das bardey shaitan,
1-
2-
3-
4-
5-
6-
7-
8-
9-
10-
Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row
Pathan 1st on Jhaaz
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.
Aur Bola:
.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
Aaj Mere Paas
Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
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Agar Nahi
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