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May, 06 2010
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chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???
Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....
Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???
Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
perfect student
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?
2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
3.Attend classes only for attendance?
...
4.see the calendar for holidays ?
5.cell in place of a pen ?
If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!
U r a perfect student ;-)
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni
""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,
pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,
wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
Majnoo Laila Ki
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.
Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.
Laila!
.
.
.
Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?
A Boy got Job in Girls
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?
Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
Sleeping Disease Etiology
Sleeping Disease Etiology
Caused By: Lecturer
Host: Student
Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure
Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes
Signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,Short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes
Spread:
Studt 2 Studnt
Treatment:
Leave Da Class ;->
It Doesn''t Matter
It
Doesn''t
Matter
How Often
A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!
He Still Ends Up
With The Same Boss ... ;->
Musharaf dedicate
Musharaf dedicate song 2 mulana abdul AZIZ.
AJ KALA BURKA PA SADI FARMAISH TY.AJ PA K SAMNAY Aa SADI FARMAISH TY. aj pa k NA SHARMA.SADE FARMAISH TY.
wo khub surat larki mere
Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston
Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai
! " (-,-)
! //>
! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
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