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May, 06 2010
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AAj apko pani se
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur
''THANDA MATLAB''
Coca-Cola
aik larki hai jo kaali hai fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,
yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.
1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"
TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
Love is the lady
Love is the lady But Don''t Touch The Body, If U Touch The Body, u Become a Daddy.
Please send
this msg
to
Ten boyz
&
Try To control
population...(,")(".)
Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.
Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.
Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of
My Photos
Sily Grl. . ;-)
Krazy About Me. :-D
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy
FarQ Tou Para Hai
Jeenay Do Musharaf
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->
Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
Garmi aur Load Sheding
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN"
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
Only One Man
Only One Man
In A Thousand Is
A Leader Of Men ...
And
The Other 999
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Follow Woman ...
Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n
Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?
Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
Sardar g:
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..
Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?
Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->
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