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Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!
Full Forms WIFE
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
Majnoo Laila Ki
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.
Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.
Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge
Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
A Brahmin & A Japanese
A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?
Guess?
Guess?
Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya
Are You KIDDING MAMA
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-
Man calls mental hospital
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.
Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.
Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
In foreign Daughter:
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
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