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May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2238 views       Funny

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Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
''Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

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Ullu

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Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank


A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna

Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->
One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...


Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....


sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?


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2400 km away from home...!

Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

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