''Tum aa gaye ho ;

''Tum aa gaye ho ;
''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''
  

May, 24 2010     70 chars (1 sms)     2568 views       Funny

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"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Me teri yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Aur tu bolti hai k Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola" ;->
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
A.O.A!

How Are You?

Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun,

Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay gi,
31 ko InshaAllah Valima Hoga.

You and Your Family is Invited Dear!
Lux
Sunsilk
Tulsi''
Bioaamla
Dalda
Mobillink
National food
Habib
Candyland
Walls
Ahmad fabric
Aur
Sultan banaspati
ki jaanibse aap ko

Durr Fittay Moou


ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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