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Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

Main Pyaar Ka Mufti

Main Pyaar Ka Mufti To Nhi Hoon Per, Mera Fatwa Hai Yeh...!!
Ghalib..
Jo Chhorr De Raahon Mein, Wo Kaafir Se Bhi Bad'tar Hai...!!

Chahay Koi B Na De Humain Khush

Chahay Koi B Na De Humain Khush Rehny Ki Dua.

"A_Dost"

Wese Bhi Hum Khushiyan Rakhty Nahi Baant dia Karty hain.

Na Mangi Koi Wazahat,

: Na Mangi Koi Wazahat, Na Puchi Koi Daleel.....??

dost

Dil Ne To Had hi Kr Di "TuM" Pe Aitbaar Krny ki...
*-.__.-*

"Wo Zehar Daita To Dunya Ki

"Wo Zehar Daita To Dunya Ki Nazroun Mein Aa Jaata...!

"Kamal Ki Sooch Thi Uss Ki, Us Ny Piyar Kiya Aur Chhor Diya..."

interview with pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

Zindagi kam hai

Insan jab paida hota hai to azan di jati hain namaz nai parhi jati aur jb marta hai to namaz parhi jati hai azan nai di jati yani zindagi ka safar azan se namaz tak hai

good night

star light,

shining star

u're the only star

I see tonight!

good night, my love!

night is bright

hi moon!
dim your light

hello wind!
gentle breeze

Hello Earth!
gently turn

Because my friend is going to sleep.

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