Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

Oct, 30 2013 252 chars (2 sms) 4320 views Sardar

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Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Tech: jab bijli chamkti

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?

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Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!

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Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai

Kya Kar Raha Hai..

Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi

Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai

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Ik sarda

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
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Sardar= piko karani se.
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Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
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SARDARJI was in a

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He picks it up and

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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
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Teacher

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Santa: I''m in d hostel,

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SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.

" HOUSE FULL "

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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

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Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

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