Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
  

Oct, 30 2013     162 chars (2 sms)     726 views       Sardar

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Santa Opened Xerox Shop

And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:













Xerox Done In All Language
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife











Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.



Let Him Sleep With His Wife
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!
Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed


"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon