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Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

High Class Insult

high Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina

Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN ChiNA . Hahahahahahahaha

I’m engaged with someone

Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

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Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”

MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA

Sad Sms
MANZILAIN Bhi US KI THEIN RASTA Bhi US KA THA.. AIK MAIN AKELA THA
QAFLA Bhi US KA THA.. SATH SATH CHALNE KI SOCH Bhi US KI Thi.. RASTA
BADALNE KA FAISLA Bhi US KA THA.. AAJ KYUN AKELA HOON DIL SAWAL KARTA
HAI.. LOG TU US KE THAY KIA KHUDA Bhi US KA THA

Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

We live in a "COUNTRY"

We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN

May Allah showers

May Allah showers his endless blessings on you on your birthday amen
Happy Birthday to you

Wishing you a day

Wishing you a day filled with love and cheer.
May you be surrounded by all your loved ones.
May this year bring you prosperity,
fortune and friendship.
Happy Birthday to you..!!

It’s your birthday time again

It’s your birthday time again;
It’s true; there’s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I’m not lying. So for you,
the birthday person,
Here’s what I want to say in Birthday Wishes:
I hope this birthday’s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday [...]

Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam aaya

Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam aaya
ishq nakam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya.

hamne mohabbat me aisi bhi guzaari raatein
jab tak aansu na bahe dil ko na aaraam aaya.
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Is bar bhi barish khoob khob hui

Is bar bhi barish khoob khob hui aur badal toot k barsa tha
galyan koochy jal thal thy par soch ka darya paysa tha
band darwazon k shishon pe jab boondon ne dastak di
ehsas hua tum aye ho andaz tmhary jesa tha

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