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Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle

good night

Ae taer la hoti is rizk se moot ache

Jis rizk se aati ho perwaz man kotahi

Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)

Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P

light aa rahi hai?

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAhi HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..

shaddi

Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti

nurse bohut achi hai

Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P

kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

radio says

Man: U cheated me...

Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.

Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

mango

Peer: Beta koi mannat mango

Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain

Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen

what you can do

Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...

Of Course you know the first one :)

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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)

dulhan ka mngater

1 Shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi SaJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha

Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?

Usny kaha

Nhi Me Semi
Final MeiN Har
Gya Tha
Runner Up Hn

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