zardari SMS Messages146 messages

Arz kia hy.
Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
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REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani
Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani
New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
zardari :

Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…

Pathan:

Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
A famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”

it’s true!

see crying Veena Malik;’(



smiling zardari:)
macher ne 1admi ko
din me kata
admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona?
macher bola
zardari ka dor hai
ghar k halat
kharab hein
overtime ker raha
hoon.
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
America K Hamlo''n Main

Khud-kash Dhamako''nMain

Mehangai Aur Berozgari Main

Load Shedding Aur Aaty Ki Qillat Main

Maghrib k Rasm-e-Rivaj Main

Musharraf Ki Nijat Main

Wakilo''n Ki Baghawat Main

Aur

zardari Ki Sadarat Main

Aap Ko
Eid Mubarak .... ;->
A msg rec by gov of pak frm n unknwn num,

9-dec-08 Pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmare log pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj tlu hote hi pakistan mei khoon ki nadia behengi, ek b
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janwar nhi chorenge, sb ko qurban krdenge, ALLAHU AKBER
frm: ZKA (zardari Kasai Association)

HAPPY EID in Adv. :p ;->
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin''s Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo zardari.
Announcement In
zardari''s Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...