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Santa- yaar!

A Auratein Sharab

Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?


Banta- Islye Ki,

Sharab Pine Ke

Baad Chuhe Jaisa

Pati Bhi Sher

Ho Jata Hai.
Santa - yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
Banta Singh: "yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
1st Sardar:
yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
Rulana Har Kisi Ko Ata He,

Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Ata He.

Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha yaar He

Or Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Ansu Bahaye Wo Pyar hai
||. . . ToDaYz ThOuGhT . . .||

Life is a game we have to play, so love it & have fun b''coz...
Har pal mein Pyaar hai...
Har lamhe mein Khushi hai...
Kho do tho Yaadein hain..
Jee lo tho Zindagi Hai...
Tho Jiyo Bindaas...!!!!!
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the
world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai,
then call me up and say HI
Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se svera ho gya
"GOOD MORNING"
raat khamosh hai chand bhi khamosh hai,
par dil main shore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa to nahi ek pyaara sa dost,
bina good night kahey so raha hai.