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wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:wo kaise?
wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
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Husband : De do, waqayi Andha hai
¤Chehre pe mu$kaan ha¡
Ankhon me¡n gham ha¡
Awaaz me¡n khu$h¡
D¡l me¡n dard ha¡
Jeene me¡n $an$ ha¡
Z¡ndag¡ me¡n $ehna ha¡
$apno me¡n umeed ha¡
Haq¡qat me¡n tanhay¡ ha¡
$hayad yah¡ mer¡ k¡$mat ha¡¤....
wahi Ranjshein,wahi Hasrtein
Na hi Dard-E-Dil Mein Kami Hui

Hai Ajeeb See Meri Zindagi
Na Guzar Saki,Na Khatam Hui
*. . .Kis Tarah Samjhaun Yeh Baat Ahl-E-Duniya Ko. .? ?

mOhS!n

Teri Talaash Ko Yeh Duniya Awaargi Samajh Bethi. . .*
*. . .bohjal c ankhein haseen sa os ka wo chehra,

ehsan os ka tha ya dhoka apni nazron ka. . .*
Manzil bhi us ki thi,Rasta bhi us ka tha
Ik mein akela tha,Kafila bhi us ka tha
Sath sath chalny ki soch bhi us ki the,
Phir rasta badalny ka faisla bhi us ka tha
Aaj ku akela hoon,Dil sawal karta hai
Log to us k thy,Kia khuda bhi us ka tha,
"God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father's Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million! "
I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...
I know just the person who needs
“101 ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments I will forever treasure,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Fathers Day!