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EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.
wo MuJ Se PoCh RaHa Ta BaTao KeSa LaGa
TuM AgLeY ZakHam Ko ChoHrO Ye Ghao KeSa LaGa

AjaB SawaL KiYa AnDhiYon Ne PaaTHoN Se
ShaJaR Se TooTe KaR GiRnA BaTao KeSa LaGa
Zardari :

Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…

Pathan:

Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
Tou soach lena...
ghataen jhoom k sehra ki simt aa nilen...
gulaab cheer k seena chtaan ka mehken...
lagen jo rait k zarre bhi kehkishaan jaise..
falak k chand ko dharti pq rashk aane lage...
aur absharoon se naghma koi ubharne lage...
ya tar dil ka kisi k naam pe larzne lage...
ya sooti aankhon me yakbaar khwab jaar uthen...
fasoon shizaan ka baharon se hamkalam lage...
utarne palkon pe ek sumaai c shaam lage...
kisi k honton ki khamoshi ek piyam lage...
rafaqton ka bhi moasam thehr thehr jaae...
tou soach lena k tumhen MOHABBAT hui k hui...
woh Keh Gaye Ki Mera Intezaar Mat Karna,
Main Kahu Bhi To Muj Pe Aitbaar Mat Karna,
wo Kehte hai Ke Mujhe Tumse Mohabaat Nahi,
Par Tum Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Mat Karna.....!! !
Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
Today is your day
To shine your special day
To be the star
To
Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy birth day
In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
As the day turns into night,keep your worries out of sight!No matter how tough the world may seem,you still deserve the sweetest of dreams. Good night!
AIK KNJOS K GHR AGH LAG GAE,
wO APNY GHR KO BACHA NA SAKA,
Q K wO SARI RAAT
FIR BIRAGED wALO KO MISCALL MARTA RAHA.
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D