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HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

HA HA..... "LOVE"

Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual working Of It
Is Called Flirting.....

CHOICE...

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

funny

MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

good morning

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V w X Y Z.
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Apney liay GOOD MORNING likh lena bcoz I am bussy

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

4 Rules 2 following in life

4 Rules 2 following in life :-

Friendship : Take it never leave it.
Love : Share it never keep it..
Respect : Earn it never ask it...
Trust : Make it never break it....

cute realationship

cute relationship is when someone is angry with you
and says..
" i'll never talk to u"

and later

comes back to you just to inform ..
"i'm still angry"

Muddassar Khan

Chalo tum sath mat dena,

Mujhe beshak bhula dena,

Naye sapne saja lena,

Naye rishtay bana lena,

Bhula dena sabhi waday,

Sabhi “qasmain”

Sabhi Natay,

Tumhain jana!

ijazat ha,

Jo diL chahe

woh sab KaRNa,

Magar ab tum

kisi se bhi.

aadhora pyar mat

KaRNa.;

Muddassar Khan

Jab kabhi mosmoon main khushbu bikhar jaye,

jab kabhi chandni main raat nikhar jaye,

jab kabhi bewaja hi dharkan machal jaye,

tou samajhna kay

hum ney aap ko !!!!!!!!!

yaad kiya hai......

I love u so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muddassar Khan

wo jo mera ho nigahon main haya rakhta ho,

Umar bhar saath nibhay azm-e-waffa rakhta ho,

Naz uss kay na uthao to shikayat na kary,

Gham utha kar bhi muskarany ki ada rakhta ho.

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