Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
wiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & watch
Da T.V.... ;->
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOw OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
