Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
women :Sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"wOH MERI HAI"
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
