urdu SMS Messages65 messages

Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!






No !!not an urdu song,







English music !! No ways..








It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW urdu. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya
urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol
science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?





Angraz Bola:

"Bijlee Chale Gaye

Bijlee Agai"
Latest urdu Dictionary

Ikhlaq:
Jis Ki Supply Km Demand Zayada.
Admi:
Wo Janwar Jis Ki Khaal Kai Martba Utari Ja Sakti Hai.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta:
Aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai..
Darzi:
Jo Sar-E-Aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.
Desk:
Students K Bjanay K Kaam Aata Hai.
Khudkushi:
Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

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English 100 - 00

urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

A+ Excellent
what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon
" Pakistani Di Mushkil

Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo

School Wich urdu Bolo

Paper English Wich Karu

Tay

Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich

Ufff !!

Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "
Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
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Mamun
Chachy
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Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
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Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.



Or han!
Aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->