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pyar

Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati?
Mere dil ne kaha

Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh shit
(0)>
/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,

Jis Ki fitrat Thi Baghawat Karna....

Jis Ki fitrat Thi Baghawat Karna....

Tu Ne us Dil Pe Hukumat Ki Hai........!!

Qismat ki baat

Ab na ho Qabool to Qismat ki baat hai ?

Aameen Keh rahain hain Woh meri DuA ke saath

masoom khawahish

Kitni masoom khawahish ha us deewani larrki ki,
Chahti hai k mohabat b kry aurr khush b rahy.

Hamara Tazkara Chorho

Hamara Tazkara Chorho, Hum aisy loog hain jinhain

Nafrat kuch nahin kehti, Wafa'ain maar daite hain.. !

Us ki yaadein

us ki yaadein bhi kitni ajeeb hein...

Ke mujhe dard bhi deti hein aur rahat bhi...

Khumaar-alooda nazroon

Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..

Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen..

Ikhtiar e Neend

Ikhtiar e Neend To Kab Ki Hum Se Chhoot Gai..

Ab To Sirf Bistar Pr Rasm e KaRwat Nibha Rahay Hain..!

frnd on his mobile

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

.
.

... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

.
.

"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"

Pappu to chinese

Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
.
Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHuL Ki Bahen Ho ...

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PuRPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

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