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“I Love Walking in Rain
So That No One Can See My Tears”,
.
It’s a Bit Old One
.
. Do You Know The Latest One??
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“I Love Walking in Any Season,
Because
Petrol is Now "78 INR" Per Litre”.
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
Love is Docomo, do the New. Mariage is idea
can change ur life Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she
folows But Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan
Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your Body....
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You
Can...
Now Breath...
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The
Air..! A
Khaas they kabhi nazroon mein kisi k hum bhi shayad,
Magar nazron k taqazay badalney mein dair kahan lagti hai
Lagta Hai Jese Tang Hai Tu Mere Wajood Sy,
Ay Zindagi, Tujh Ko Bhi Ijazzat Hai Chorr Ja Mujhy
'Short Lines for long life:


''Choose a best person like a mirror,


because when u cry, it never laughs....!'
''Beautiful Advice
Ager Dukhon Ka Darya uboor Karna Hai To Ansoun Ko Jazb Karne Ka Tareeqa Seekho

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Duniya Ko Jeetna Chahte Ho To Awaz Main Narmi Paida Karo''
'Two simple lines-

Don't make any close relation without full understanding...

And

Don't break any close relation with small misunderstanding...!'
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo

pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
4 cheezon ko khoob Sanbhaal kar rakho:
1.Namaz mein Dil ko.
2.Tanhai mein soch ko.
3.Mehfil mein zuban ko.
4.Raasty mein nigaah ko...