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If love & friendship

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all
be millionaires!!!

Can v do romanc

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I"m in a gud mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!!
Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

A little kid asks

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."

A - U"r Attractive

A - u"r Attractive
B - u"r D Best
C - u"r Cute
D - u"r Dear 2 me
E - u"r Excellent
F - u"r Funny
G - u"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding

teray liye chand

teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon

if 10 persons in a

if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MuJE AuR BHI KAAM HAIN...

Dil kar raha hai keh

Dil kar raha hai keh....
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
kis...
kis...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka........

Let me kiss ur lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!
This is ur friend "PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)

One who smokes

One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear u must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!

I always think

I always think about u.
I can’t live without u.
I really need u.
I’m totally mad about u.
I just wanna be with u.
I’m crazy 4 u.
I wanna marry u.
I LOVE u.

Aisa muje Mera Parosi Kehta hai..

Kash Tum BAKRI

Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya May ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main..

Ek bar karo na

Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!

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