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Its So Common To HEar...

How Are You ?

What Are You Doing ?

Howz Your Day??

ANy Plan ?


So I Thought To Ask

Something Different

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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?

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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",

Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",

Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",

Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"

Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??







Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...

Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
yai dunia kia hai


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gum kadarya hai....





toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai Daba Raka Hai ....
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 u
Put My Arms Around u
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey