Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how wo
uld yo
u do that?"
The woman says, "J
ust wait and see." She then hangs
upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are yo
u doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light b
ulb."
The boss then says, "Yo
u''ve been working so m
uch that yo
u''ve gone crazy. I think yo
u need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are yo
u going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->