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Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

SEND = SuTTO

INSERT = PAO

DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO

DELETE = MITTI PAO

RuN = NASO

SEARCH = LABO

ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MuKAO . . . ;->
What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->
A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When u need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!


puchu kyu???
























kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne uthaya Nahi

Pathan: Kyun uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->
A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The VIVA In Practicals. . . ;->
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle


Shaam K Waqt






1 Gaon Main



Theek 7 Baje



1 Gali Main







Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha

Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->