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FiLL iN THE BLANKS...

FiLL iN THE BLANKS...

---LAND---PAR----
CHuuT

Any Idea ?

No !

Don''t Think Wierd !

oK !

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PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHuuT ;->

What is the Limit of telling aliE?

What is the Limit of
telling aliE?

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A HuBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..

7 saal pehle mobile cal 5 Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..

7 saal pehle mobile cal 5
Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..

or...

Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2
Rs ki...

Kon Kehta hai mehngaie
hui hai..

GEO MuSHARAF.......;->

AK minute k liye duniya me burey kaam ruk

AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he

y?

Batao kio

?

B''coz

"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p

Girl:Kon ho tum?

Girl:Kon ho tum?

Boy:hasrat tumhari,

Girl:takte ho kia?

Boy:Surat tumhari,

Girl:karte ho kai?

Boy:poja tumhari,

Girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi,

Girl:chahte ho kia?

Boy:muhabat yumhari,

Girl:pachtao gay?

Boy:kismat hamri,

Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KuSS TuMHARI.;->

Remix

Remix

Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!

HuM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA

DETE
HAIN...!!!

Gand MArte Nahi

CHuPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives

"monopoly is always
damaging

and

competition improves
service".:->

Considering his

Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->

Q.What do me and a mirro

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .

"FUCK-YOU"

"FuCK-YOu"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

u=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

u= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

"FUCK-YOU"

"FuCK-YOu"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

u=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

u= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

TeStInG Ur BlOoD

TeStInG ur BlOoD

PlEaZ WaIt . . . .

33% COmPlEtE

66% COmPlEtE

100% DONE

RePorT

HIV +

DaRo NaHi

It MeAnS

"HoNeY In VeInS"

ThAt''s Y u R So SwEeT . . . . ;)

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