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Doctor: your husband

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->

The boss came

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->

Teacher asks students.

Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->

aby yaar jaldi tv lagao

aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.

kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)

Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :

Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :

Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha..

Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..

Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..

Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...

Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>

Duniya mey sub sy himmat wala kon?

Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?

"Dhobi."

Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>

Gareeb shohor bola:

Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....

Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>

Pani mai whiskey wilao

Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>

Larka: larki ko tang kar raha tha

Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha

Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?

Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay

Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?

Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>

Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubdurat ho

Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho

Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo

Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay

EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>

laaloo k peechhe

laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"

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