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Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
.
2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
.
3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
.
4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
.
6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
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7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
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8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
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Ye hoti hy"MuHABBAT"
Wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:Wo kaise?
Wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
...
Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai
¤Chehre pe mu$kaan ha¡
Ankhon me¡n gham ha¡
Awaaz me¡n khu$h¡
D¡l me¡n dard ha¡
Jeene me¡n $an$ ha¡
Z¡ndag¡ me¡n $ehna ha¡
$apno me¡n umeed ha¡
Haq¡qat me¡n tanhay¡ ha¡
$hayad yah¡ mer¡ k¡$mat ha¡¤....
Wahi Ranjshein,Wahi Hasrtein
Na hi Dard-E-Dil Mein Kami Hui

Hai Ajeeb See Meri Zindagi
Na Guzar Saki,Na Khatam Hui
*. . .Kis Tarah Samjhaun Yeh Baat Ahl-E-Duniya Ko. .? ?

mOhS!n

Teri Talaash Ko Yeh Duniya Awaargi Samajh Bethi. . .*
*. . .uska bhE ja k sun tu haal e dil kabi,

j a a n a

jo shakhs pojta hy brson se tera chehra. . .*
*. . . .Muddat Guzar Gayi Hai Yeh Aalam Hai Mustaqil,

dOsTo. .*

Koi Sabab Nahin Hai Magar Dil udass Hai. . . .*
mErE sAtH hOtA tHa ujAlA JiNkA
uNhE aAj MeRe AnDhErO kI fIkR hi nHi

ThAaM kE HaTh ChAlTe ThE hum RaAhOn MaIn
ChHoRA to Ek BaAr PeEcHe MuDKaR dEkHa BhI Ni
Ho Gayi Dil Ko Teri Yaad Se Ik Nisbat_e_Khaas Mohsin..

Ab Tou Shayed Hi Muyassar Kabi Tanhayi Ho..!
*. . .ho k insan tu muhbt sy bache ga kese.,

dOsT. . . . . . .*

is khta pe tu frishton ne bhi saza pai hai. . .*