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Donkey race

Sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"

cat scanning

Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.

wife gu hoi hy

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

peo da wa

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

baki hisa shazia k paper me

Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.

teacher

English Teacher:

"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D

Muh me khoshbo hy

Mujh Mein khoshbu basi usi ki hai"

"Jaisay ye zindgi usi ki hai"

"Wo kahin Aas Pass hai Mere"

"Ho na ho ye Hansi usi ki hai"

"Ab to ye khuwab bhi nahi Mere"

"Ab to ye Neend bhi usi ki hai"

"Ya to koi kami nahi Mujh mein"

"Ya phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai'

Mari dunia

Meri dunya main beshak andhera rahe
Tere lab pe hansi ka basera rahe
Phool khiltay rahen tere 4ron taraf
Tere har simt khushbu ka daaira rahe
Zindagi main teri shaam aaye nahi
Ek chamakta damakta saweera rahe
Tu mere sang ho ye zaroori nhi
Bas tu jahan b rahe sirf mera rahe.

tujay chahte hain

TujhE Chahte Hy Be-Inteha Pr Chahna Nhi Ata
Ye Kesi Muhabat Hy K mjhe Kehna Nhi Ata
Zindgi Me Aa Jao mri Zindgi Bn Kr
K Tere Bn mujhe Zinda Rehna Nhi Ata.

hum wafa kay aadi hum har dum

hum wafa kay aadi hum har dum wafaa karin gey

Bun kar faqeer teri zindagi ki dua karin gey

Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe

Kuch Iss Tarah usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya

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Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

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