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Aftar k waqt jab rozedar azan

Aftar k waqt jab rozedar azan ka intezar kar raha hota hai to Allah shaitan se kehta hai,
Dekh mere bandey ko jis ko tu kehta tha nafarman ho ga.
jab tak mera naam is k kano mein nhi parta ye luqma nhi dalta.
is waqt mera banda jo kuch b Duaa kre ga main usko zarur qubul krunga.
subhaN ALLAH.

Jab se aapko dekha hai,

Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.

Subha Bakher

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"subha Bakher
Asalam-o Aluikum

paisa,waqt,mustakbil aur allah

"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado

"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.

"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado

"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.

subhaN' ALLAH

Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai

subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,

Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat

"Good Night"
Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata Nhi subha Aankh Khule Ya Dupeher Ko. :-D

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

5 baj gaye hain

Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,

Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE subha 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya.

subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"

idhr udhr ki sims

idhr udhr ki sims istamal krenge to signal to katenge hi.agr ap is kefiat se bachna chahte hain to aap lain "NAMAZ"ki sim
Kiun k namaz deti ha apko rab se ghanton free baat ke 5 mawaqe rozana
or free sms wo b fori dilivery k saath
sirf yahi nahin raat 12 se subha 4 tk sb kuch manwaiay apne rab se..,.

"NAMAZ"...
"SUB KEH DO"
Ye offer saari zindagi k liye hai,
ALLHA HAFIZ... ;->

Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne

Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k
"Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi
sab kuch likh diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?

"Bazurg" ne Farmaya:
"Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi".

subhaNALLAH.
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