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Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
subhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
Ek Admi Roz subha Darakht Ki Shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?






Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
subhanALLAH
Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)


Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.


Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->